How long does Gordon Ramsay* say to cook a f#&king 0.5 inch or a 1.3 cm steak Medium Rare.

  1. Get your f#&king pan, grill or BBQ f#&king hot+.
  2. Put your f#&king room temperature steak on the f#&king hot grill.
  3. Cook the first side for 3 f#&king minutes.
  4. Turn your steak.
  5. Cook the f#&king second side for 2 minutes.
  6. Let it rest for a couple of minutes.
  7. Serve and devour.
How f#&king thick is your steak?
How do you like your f#&king steak cooked?
Choose your f#&king mentor.
*Timer Coming Soon (Maybe). Your steak is your responsibility. Adjust times to suit your cooking surface and temperature.
+Yes, f#&king hot is a thing. Heat your grill until it's about smoking, then turn the heat down a little.
*Gordon Ramsay probably didn't f#&king say this. Nor does he f#&king endorse this site.